Whats your favourite book?

Whats your favourite book
None of your business!
No someones asked us what our favourite books are.
Oh let me see the Beano Annual and all the comics
thats not a proper book
Yes it is, but anyway I like Charlottes Web too!
Oh thats a really sad story!
Yes but I like pigs and spiders!
Oh I hate spiders...don't even say the name.
I like Spiderman too....
No don't say that either.
Abby what book do you like then?
I like Ginny books and Black Beauty and Bill and The Tickly Forest!
Horse books....of course can you read them?
Yes I can read most of the words.
Bet I can read all the words
You can't
Can!
Can't........

Is The Loch Ness Monster Real?

Is the Loch Ness Monster REAL Greg
How do I know that though somebody said to me it was an elephant!
An elephant they can't swim Greg.
Yes they can they're very good at it too! Maybe the Loch ness Monster has wings like our Monster and flew away
Maybe its died now....
Maybe .. no I think its real but it hides when they try to look for it.
Like you at bath time...
No! You must hide every time then!
Why?
Why?
Greg Why? Greg? Greg?
Help its the real mess Monster
Greg!

I Found a Balloon!

I found a balloon Greg
So
Well it has something attached to it
Wow,what a message
I think so
Let me have a look
hmmm its 'Really' or something
No I think its mellow
no vichy
No.. Keith..
Oh I don't know I'm too busy anyway.
Why
I'm writing my life story
Wow
Yes its going to be amazing ...and...Abby?..where are you Abby?
Sleeping.............
Very funny I'm writing first about my experiences on a horse
you fell off!
Yes well I was practicing
3 times!
Yes maybe I'll talk first about pigs!
I think this balloon says putty Aches
Oh Abby!

My dad says we need some pullets. What is a pullet?

A bullet is something you have to shoot with a gun and they're not very nice don't use them..ever!
Its a pullet Abby, a chicken?
A chicken?
Yes when a chick grows to eight weeks old it is then called a pullet.
Why?
I don't know,thats not the question anyway. A chicken is a pullet from 8 to 20 weeks when it becomes point of lay.
Point of lay, you're making it up when you lie down its called laying down...
No it means a chicken or hen is about to start laying eggs Abby!
Oh, I see does the egg stay in their for 20 weeks then, Greg.
Don't confuse John ... I hope that answers your question.
Yes bye.

Dolly's Eaten the Bread

Well today mum and dad were not happy with Dolly in fact she had to stay outside all day.
Why what happened?
Well when they were picking some vegetables from the garden
mum left a loaf of bread she'd just made on the top... and Dolly ate it!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA good old Dolly she was hungry.
Yes, but mum chased her round the kitchen with the mop,and when she did she stepped in some dog poo.. Dolly ate all the butter too and it upset her stomach!
HAHAHHAAHAAHHHAA Abby thats really funny!
Yes, I had to clean it up because mum was calming down with a book upstairs..
HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA its getting better all the time Abby .
Its not funny it was horrible and now Dolly'sad..
Yes but she has a full Belly! Well nearly.
And Mum's sad and dad is mad.
Yes maybe I'll show her what I made at school today that will cheer her up
Yes and I'll draw a picture of a horse for her .
Okay lets go!

Shall we answer questions or something....?

I'll answer questions on here about animals I know loads about them
I know alot about horses
We have horses and cows and sheep goats chickens ducks geese peacocks
Turkeys and
Greg what about the Rabbit and Gerbils?
Yes and them, now you have to feed them and give them water eveyday
you must not forget...ever
All they'll die Greg?
Yes they rely on us like most animals
Even wild ones?
Well we don't feed them ..except sometimes the birds eat the grain outside, but we must make sure we don't ruin the places wild animals live
Yes, we can feed little birds in the winter and make nice wood piles for
hedgehogs to live in .
Who told you that?
I read it I really like hedgehogs and daddy does too they eat slugs
Yes I know..come on its nice outside lets go and hang out those fat balls for the birds
Okay.

Happy new year look after everything thats alive!

You say it then
no you say it
No you're older than me
Yes thats true and I'm better at spelling and Maths you don't
even know your 6 x table.
I do 6 x 2 is...........................12 see !
Yes thats right 6x3 is 18 and 6x4 is 24 you don't know it quick like me
I like maths and animals especially dolphins I think and swans
I like horses!
Yes your right horses are good too, lets wish everyone a happy new year then and say look after all the animals and trees!
And horses!
Horses are animals Abby.
Oh yes..flowers then.
Yes flowers too everything thats alive...even spiders and slugs mmm but dad doesn't like those.
What about midges
Oh yes and maybe not midges then and not that fox that tried to eat my ducks..although I like foxes it was only hungry I suppose.
What about flys!
Fly's yes but then quaty[our cat] likes to eat those.
Yuk ..can we go now
And I like ear wigs so they can be looked after and worms
I'm going bye
And especially beetles...........