I Found a Balloon!

I found a balloon Greg
So
Well it has something attached to it
Wow,what a message
I think so
Let me have a look
hmmm its 'Really' or something
No I think its mellow
no vichy
No.. Keith..
Oh I don't know I'm too busy anyway.
Why
I'm writing my life story
Wow
Yes its going to be amazing ...and...Abby?..where are you Abby?
Sleeping.............
Very funny I'm writing first about my experiences on a horse
you fell off!
Yes well I was practicing
3 times!
Yes maybe I'll talk first about pigs!
I think this balloon says putty Aches
Oh Abby!

My dad says we need some pullets. What is a pullet?

A bullet is something you have to shoot with a gun and they're not very nice don't use them..ever!
Its a pullet Abby, a chicken?
A chicken?
Yes when a chick grows to eight weeks old it is then called a pullet.
Why?
I don't know,thats not the question anyway. A chicken is a pullet from 8 to 20 weeks when it becomes point of lay.
Point of lay, you're making it up when you lie down its called laying down...
No it means a chicken or hen is about to start laying eggs Abby!
Oh, I see does the egg stay in their for 20 weeks then, Greg.
Don't confuse John ... I hope that answers your question.
Yes bye.

Dolly's Eaten the Bread

Well today mum and dad were not happy with Dolly in fact she had to stay outside all day.
Why what happened?
Well when they were picking some vegetables from the garden
mum left a loaf of bread she'd just made on the top... and Dolly ate it!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA good old Dolly she was hungry.
Yes, but mum chased her round the kitchen with the mop,and when she did she stepped in some dog poo.. Dolly ate all the butter too and it upset her stomach!
HAHAHHAAHAAHHHAA Abby thats really funny!
Yes, I had to clean it up because mum was calming down with a book upstairs..
HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA its getting better all the time Abby .
Its not funny it was horrible and now Dolly'sad..
Yes but she has a full Belly! Well nearly.
And Mum's sad and dad is mad.
Yes maybe I'll show her what I made at school today that will cheer her up
Yes and I'll draw a picture of a horse for her .
Okay lets go!