Whats your favourite book?

Whats your favourite book
None of your business!
No someones asked us what our favourite books are.
Oh let me see the Beano Annual and all the comics
thats not a proper book
Yes it is, but anyway I like Charlottes Web too!
Oh thats a really sad story!
Yes but I like pigs and spiders!
Oh I hate spiders...don't even say the name.
I like Spiderman too....
No don't say that either.
Abby what book do you like then?
I like Ginny books and Black Beauty and Bill and The Tickly Forest!
Horse books....of course can you read them?
Yes I can read most of the words.
Bet I can read all the words
You can't
Can!
Can't........