PEAT!

Hey Abby what do you call a man whose buried in the ground?
Oh I don't know Greg ...is he dead?
Pete!!! hahahahahha
Pete? why I don't understand
You know because of peat that is underground by the loch and everywhere round here.
Oh yes Peat like Pete..
Oh Abby its not funny anymore.
I know what do you call a man with a car on his head?
I don't know
JACK!!1 HAHHAHA
Oh yes like a car jack I get that.hhehe